Shop: Battysta Swimwear

Just because summer is over it doesn't mean that we can all forget about the number one most important thing...summer will be here in roughly six months. As such, it's time to start thinking about getting new (and great gear) for those warm months while we prepare for the brutal winter (at least if you live in NYC like me). Luckily for us, Battysta is here to provide your fix for swim, sport and underwear (specifically the swim..these suits are insane). Originally based out of Columbia, and now working in Miami and shipping to the United States and all over the world, Battysta is growing their brand and providing beautifully ass-enhancing swimwear for all. Some of the best pieces they offer are comical cartoon based swimsuits, such as a nod to SpongeBob and the Cartoon Network. The gear appears to fit extremely well, have a great cut, and the playful nature of the prints guarantee you are sure to stand out. I am excited to shop the brand see what they have in store. You can shop the collection both HERE and if you are in the states, HERE. 

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Shop: Konstantin Kamynin 2016 Calendar

You can shop the calendar HERE (and you most definitely should).

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Shop: Calendars by Colt

It seems as though every sexy bitch and their gay brother are putting out calendars now that the year is close (dare I say that) to coming to an end. Whether they are the explicit ones that show full dick like Raging Stallion, or the sexy and artful ones from Instafamous gays like like Willie Gomez, there is a never-ending slew of calendars that you can choose from (and jack off to) for the upcoming year.

Some of the best ones I've seen so far (aside from my lover Tank Joey's) are the ones presented by Colt Studios. With such categories as leather, couples, butt and boys, the company has really gone all out to find beautiful men to match whatever flavor of kink you like. Personally, I wish the daddy from the leather one would legit get this booty (click through to see who I mean), but all of these guys are insanely hot no matter what you are into. Other studios may produce newer and larger quantities of men and scenes, but there is no denying that no one can compete with the eye and beauty that is a Colt product. Having any of these hanging on your wall for a year will basically be a piece of (gay) art, and is (almost) guaranteed to bring you joy (and boners, lots of boners). 

Click through to see the covers for the rest of the calendars being sold. 

Shop: The Charlie by MZ Clearance Sale

Good news for the gays, but bad news for their wallets. Charlie by MZ, one of the gay world's favorite designers and slut approved gear, is having a clearance sale. As we move into fall, Charlie is working on debuting new underwear and jocks, and is moving away from swim for the time being (don't fret, I can guarantee that there will be more swim in Charlie's future). As such, the company is hosting a HUGE clearance sale where you can finally purchase that suit you've been stalking all summer, and join the ranks of the cool and trendy gays (which let's be real, is the only reason we all buy this stuff). Click ahead to see my picks from the clearance sale (and you should trust me because I am the divine queen of style) and check out the full sale HERE. Happy shopping you bubble butted beauties!

All Hail The Caribbean King

It's no secret that I am absolutely in love with blogger Christian Bendek, otherwise known as the Caribbean King. He lives in Aruba and blogs all about the island life and men's style. As you can tell from the pictures above he is absolutely gorgeous. He has an incredible beard and just the right amount of fur covering that sexy body. Christian often blogs about swimwear, both shorts and briefs, but I get particularly exited when I see that he's done a brief post, as it leads to the possibility of a bulge watch (my fave). Recently, Christian announce that he is creating his own line of swimwear...thank fucking god! The line is aptly titled, "The Caribbean King" and the first piece is the Au Naturel suit pictured here.

Willie Gomez's 2016 Calendar, "Stark"

Willie Gomez is a dancer (for Brit Brit in Vegas), a model, an aspiring singer and a total stud. Aside from having an insane body (seriously though, how is that even humanly possible?) he is fortunate enough to have an equally striking face (which is hard to find...you know what I'm talking about). I'm unsure what his background is, but it's all working for him. Look at that scruff people, I want to just lick it off his face (...totally normal). Lucky for us, Willie teamed up with Kevin McDermott, one of my favorite photographers, to create a 2016 calendar that you can purchase HERE. Kevin is unbelievably talented, I post a lot of his stuff on my Insta page, and you should check out his page for even more hotness {HERE}. Together, the two of these men have created what appears to be a beautiful work of art for the upcoming year (i.e. resolution to look like Willie Gomez). The calendar is on sale now for pre-order and you can click after the jump for a preview of some of the months.

Let's Hear It for the Butts! Plump Reading by Photographer Luke Austin

One thing I haven't revealed about myself thus far (let's be real, there are about a trillion dinosaur size secrets I haven't revealed) is that I am a book nerd/book hoarder. I am a fan of any book that is weird or out of the ordinary, and if it combines hot men or eroticism then it's guaranteed that I will purchase it ASAP. I have a pretty large library thus far (and a large penis...wait what were we talking about) and I love adding new books to my collection. As such, I was more than thrilled to learn that one of Insta's most famous gays, Luke Austin, has released a new collection of his work in his newest book, "Butt, A Mini Beau Book."

Shop: Sexy Danny Miami Swimwear

Although summer may be slowly fading away, there is never the wrong time to look for great new swim suits. Let's be real, as a true homo you are never going to let some snow or cold weather stop you from showing off your ass or bulge (whichever you are packing), so we need to continually look for cool new designers. Enter Florida based swimwear designer, Danny Miami.

Shop: Charlie by MZ the Charlie Lifeguard Brief

Right now the annual Summer Swim Sale is going on at Charlie by Matthew Zink. This is an amazing time to snag those pieces you've been looking at online all summer or in my case dieting like a suburban mom to fit into. 

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Shop: Slick It Up's White & Silver Sequin Stroke & Change Gym Cut Shorts

There is no denying that I am a huge fan of (almost) anything that Slick It Up creates. The company focuses on beefy, chiseled men and creating gay apparel that looks great on every raging homosexual (but not me, I still need to drop close to 170 lbs before I can wear this gear). Naturally, now that the summer is ending it's time to move away from skimpy, bulge hugging swim briefs and move onto appropriate fall clothing...enter sequinned gym shorts. 

I'm not exactly sure where I would wear these (aside from the YMCA and my niece's baptism), but I know that I would get a lot of personal use out of them. I already picture myself wearing them to take selfies for Grindr, or throwing a pair of black tights under them and wearing them to the office for casual Friday. Basically, you can wear these shorts to any function (minus a family one if your fam does not like the homos) and you will stand our and look amazing. I love the quality of the shorts and the fact hat no matter where you go you are SURE to stand out (whether you like it or not).

Check out the shorts HERE and make sure to pick up a pair before I purchase all of them for myself...I'm not joking. 

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Shop: New Bulge Tastic Gear from Ergowear

I was reading Queerty.com (which every good homo should be readying, including you) and they did a feature on a new underwear, swim, slut, lifestyle company called Ergowear. Upon further investigation (and one too many inappropriate visits to Ergowear.com), I determined that Ergowear is the new slutty/fabulous underwear and swim gear that us gays (including you bi closeted jocks) have been desperately looking for. 

The secret to Ergowear and what makes the company so unique is the ball-pouch (note: that's not the technical term, but hopefully it'll catch on). They add what appears to be extra fabric to the groin region which allows your junk to fly freely and for everyone to see what you're packing (this look may be particularly good for the bigger boys...or everyone). Just look at the jock in these pics at the pool, I can see the fine hairs on his balls, and I am certainly not complaining. Just imagine seeing your local muscle jocks the gay watering hole wearing suit like these...

I already purchased THIS and and working on building the confidence (and abs) to be able to pull THIS off for the summer of 2018. Basically, I am already obsessed with this site and you should be too. You can check out Queerty's full article HERE and shop ErgoWear.com for all of their latest (and greatest) products. Happy bulge shopping! 

P.S., If you are reading this Ergowear, feel free to send me any discarded suits you have lying around. I know one (Matthew Camp) or two (Rikk York) babes who I'd love to shoot in them. 

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Shop: Nike's SB Dunk High 'Stained Glass'

Typically, my post regarding (gay) shopping focuses on some sort of skin-tight clothing that will accentuate either your bulge or ass (for whatever you are packing), but this week I decided to do something different and focus on the feet (an area I know you freaks secretly love on a man). 

I'm not much of a sneaker man myself, meaning I'm not a "sneakerhead" who knows the coolest and trendiest Jordans that are coming out, but I assume that if you are reading this you are probably just looking to jack-off and are annoyed anyway, so we are all set (read as...keep stroking). 

I saw these Nike's online and became sort of obsessed with them. They are the Nike SB x Concerts Resplendent, or the Nike Dunk High Premium SB (honestly, this shoe has like 5 names). I don't know what the shoe is meant to do, or what the actual purpose of it is, but I do know that it's super cute and looks like stain glass (what more could a gay man want?). 

I imagine a muscle bear wearing them with jean shorts and a tank top, or a hung Latino jock wearing them and nothing else. Either way, you can't go wrong in (or out) of this shoe. The Resplendent debuts this Friday, August 14th, at 10:00 am and costs $120.00 (if it were me, I'd spend that money on poppers). The sneakers are a one of kind look and are genuinely cool, although I will be returning to slutty gay clothing (don't you fret), I do think that if you have the cash these are a great investment. 

You can check out more on the sneaks (that's a cool term, right?) and buy them HERE. 

 

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Store: The Orcus Swim Brief by KickSagat.com

There's no denying to anyone that Francoiss Sagat is one of the gay world's biggest (I mean that physically, the guy is a muscle beast) and sexiest stars. From his days of gay porn (don't act like you don't remember) to his newest and greatest venture (in my opinion), KickSagat.com, the man knows fashion and cool. His work is actually artistic, and not in the sense where he is a try-hard who thinks he is artistic, he truly is an artist and that shines through in his clothing. He is also just a fucking stud, so you are immediately drawn to that body and whatever it's doing (see @francoisssagat on Insta)

KickSagat.com is Francoiss Sagat's clothing company and it's beyond in terms of sexy clothing tailored towards the gay man. The pieces are actually unique and have great design, see the trunks above, and are one of a kind statement pieces that will be sure to get you noticed in Fire Island (and if that doesn't work just drop trow all together). I also LOVE that the prices are affordable. The trunks here are only $45.00, compared to the insane amounts you have to pay be a Charlie stud, this is basically free (note: I am also not hot enough to be a Charlie stud).

I am going to feature a bunch of his new stuff that has been debuting (see this amazing Orbit jacket), and wanted to start with a swim suit because the summer days are quickly dwindling (frowny face). This suit is the Orcus Swim Brief and features a beautiful image of Francoiss in a brief right on the bulge (like swimsuit inception). Aside from having Francoiss on my junk by wearing this suit (which is the closest I will ever come to him being in that region), I love the architectural aspects to the design. It's unique and cool and undeniably sexy. Head to KickSagat.com to shop the whole collection, and expect I will be wearing this brief to hang with all my franz (aka eat ice cream alone on my couch).

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Store: Nasty Pig's Touch Football Jersey

This whole summer I have been mildly (read as seriously) obsessed with mesh. I don't know if it is the sweltering heat here in NYC that requires shirts with holes in them, or the desire to just look like a slut all the time (read as I am still basically a virgin), but I need mesh in my life at all times. Enter Nasty Pig, one of the best clothing companies out there for fashionable gay men and their ability to make me fall to my needs with desire for their Touch Football Jersey. 

I love the combination of sporty with mesh and the huge lettering that reads "NASTYPIG" across the back. Whether you are walking through the mall sipping on a Jamba Juice in the suburbs, or getting plowed by 5 hung black men in Fire Island, there is not place that you don't want people to know that you are in fact a NASTYPIG (read as wear this to your first day of college). I also love love love the logo on the front, it's so unassuming and like you're part of a secret club of all hot guys (of which I would not be a member). 

At $98.00 this Jersey is certainly pricey, but then again you can't pay too much to have good style and look like a sexy bitch. You can shop the item HERE and get all of the details, and I expect to see this on numerous hot guys for the rest of the summer (and of course on my bedroom floor each morning). 

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Athletic Baseball Pant's for Gym and Kink

C-IN2 makes some incredibly hot gear, specifically underwear and swimsuits (one of those dream for the ass to be able to pull off in public type of sexy). However, I was pursuing the website looking for sexual apparel to wear for my non-existent boyfriend when I stumbled upon the Grip Athletic Baseball Pant, a break from underwear and swimsuits but just as sexy.

The pants go to the knee, which is a great break between traditional shorts and long tights, and the sheerness of the tights make them incredibly sexy to wear at gay parties or for your special someone (for me, that's the Domino's delivery guy). The pics have them styled with clip-in bike shoes for cycling, but I would throw a pair of shorts over them and wear them as cool street style or to workout in (sans shorts so everyone can see your junk). There are so many small details too that make the pants cool (see drawstrings, logo on the side, triangles on the front). The pants are on sale now, so click HERE and pic up a pair, or shop the rest of the site to get your sexy back.  

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